Leviticus Nineteen - Funny Sayings

"You shall not cheat your neighbor, nor rob him. The wages of him who is hired shall not remain with you all night until morning. You shall not curse the deaf, nor put a stumbling block before the blind, but shall fear your God: I am the Lord," Leviticus 19:13-14, NKJV. #FunnySayings
When studying the scriptures, you may find that many sayings often have a tinge of humor to them, usually due to the vast cultural differences between the time when the words were first written until now; however, lots of God's sayings are just as relevant, and humorous today, as they were back then.
2 Samuel 9:6-8, Luke 6:42 and James 4:4.